Hello.....OnStar?

This car belonged to an insurance adjuster. Define the irony there. He went to someone's house to file a report on a vehicle, and when he came out his car was gone. He found it here, down a steep hill. It was locked, still in drive, engine running. We read the VIN number and tried to get OnStar to turn it off and open the doors remotely. It took a bit longer than we wanted and the vehicle started smoking, so we had to use the universal key and break the glass. We got it turned off and secured as best as we could. It took two tow trucks to get it out. Thankfully nobody was in it at the time. Weird.